cremasteria (n): 1 (of a man) the condition of retracted testicles;
2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)
cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria
2 a psychoneurosis occurring in a man when confronted by an assertive woman asking him questions he has no good answers to (from cremaster, the muscle responsible for the testicle-retraction reflex, occurring, among others, during moments of extreme fear)
cremasterical (adj): of, relating to, or marked by, cremasteria
Attorney General Sessions seemed to be suffering a case of cremasteria under questioning by Senator Harris
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I saw Billy Bob the other day. Ever since he hooked up with Truck Stop Rhonda, he's turned into a real Methbilly. All I'm sayin' is hide your cash if that methbilly comes to visit.
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"Dude, I spent 4 hours last night going on about how we're all, like, "one people", man. Total espliffany.
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