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A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.
I needed help but Spencer is a Chitwood so not only am i alone now i have no friends - Proffer
Chitwood by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023
Related Words
CBITW • Chitwan • CBTW • chitwood • Clitwhoreus • clitwit • Clitwood • Caitwin • Cbatwa • CBIT

Critwhore 

Term used to describe a person obsessed with getting and increasing their chances of getting a critical hit. Often used in a derogative manner.
Don't be such a critwhore and enjoy the game!
Critwhore by David S! January 31, 2008

Clitwood 

1) where all the sorostitutes and so-hoes of Texas Tech live
Cindy: "I hear Sara is living in Clitwood."
Mary: "Yeah. Only sluts live there, so it suits her."
Clitwood by Tyko1990 October 24, 2010
Awesome website with Blogs and Podcasts on the website and ran by a fantastic Founder/Owner and his amazing management team
CBOTW Short for ChrisBOnTheWeb
CBOTW by CBOTWFan July 31, 2021

Chitwood family fun time 

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!
pussy hound loves the taste smell and feel of the beautiful clit
Just looking at it turned me into a complete clitwit.
clitwit by the roadrunner January 14, 2005
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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