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CASAP by Bboy Pro November 14, 2007
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Caraphernelia 

A condition in which someone abandons you but leaves their belongings behind, including painful memories.
Caraphernelia is the best song ever.
Caraphernelia by Rain.Pierce November 2, 2015
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La Casa is a house of a two time back to back champion.
Anyways, um.. -clears throat-... I bought a whole buncha shungite. Rocks. Do you know what shungite is? Does anybody know what shungite is ? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. Talking shungite. Anyways, it's like a two billion year old.. like rock... stone... that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff, put them around the la casa, little pyramids, stuff like that.
La Casa by stupid mistakes May 29, 2020

Julian Casablancas

Jules Casablancas is an immensly talented individual, his unique voice and songwriting skills combine to make The Strokes one of the greatest bands of today. The man oozes coolness and thanks to his parents, his mother is former miss Denmark and his father is the founder of 'Elite' modelling agency, Julian has great looks and is loved by many. Girls want to be with him and guys wants to be him, with his big brown eyes and shaggy hair.
Julian Casablancas is a great musician and all round cool guy.

Caraphernelia 

A heart broken disease when someone leaves you, but leaves most of their belongings with you. Known mostly by the song "Caraphernelia" by Pierce The Veil. Written when Vic Fuentes, vocalist, sees everything his ex-girlfriend left behind. Such as hair-clips, razors, travel shampoo, etc. After a while, making him miss her more and more.
Dude, she left her stuff behind. It's giving me caraphernelia.
Caraphernelia by BottyBot November 3, 2013

Mojo Dojo Casa House 

Ken’s take over of Barbie’s Dreamhouse, where it’s boys night, every night, in his new patriarchal society, Kendom, characterized by rodeo decor, reflecting Ken’s perception of the “real world”.
“When’s boys night?”
“Tonight.”
“Where?”
“Ken’s Mojo Dojo Casa House.”
Mojo Dojo Casa House by mac <3 July 22, 2023
ca•rap•ture | kə 'RAP chər |

noun

1. The highly publicized 'Carmageddon' event of Los Angeles, California's closure of I-405 beginning on July 16, 2011, which was in actuality as much of a non-event as the highly publicized 'Rapture' event of May 21, 2011 (i.e. car-rapture). Emphasis, both in pronunciation and interpretation, are placed on the crap component.
Just like the recently predicted Rapture, lots of live T.V. reporters were standing by for the I-405's Carmageddon. Unfortunately for their ratings, it turned out to be a Carapture.
Carapture by Bachelor boB July 17, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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