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C.O.D Cunt 

'C.O.D Cunt' can be used as a Noun, Adjective or Verb, as well as in any tense, whether it be past, present or future.

Require the person(s) to have first achieved the status of 'C.O.D Dick'.

A 'C.O.D Cunt' is someone who talks to themselves, only using explicit language, during multi-player mode of 'C.O.D.I.N.G'. Fundamentally, a major aspect of this is;
Reaching a state of lethargic behaviour, where they visualise playing when they are not

The term 'C.O.D Cunt' is so extravagantly unique, even that clever 'PHD doctor' blokie with that crazy computer voice, would not be able to even comprehend the very beginning of this absolute gem of plucky English wit, in his 'Brief of History' of his so called 'time'. In such, it may be used, applied and championed in many different ways, and should not be taken for granted or abused.

To fulfil 'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title', one must be at a constant state of complete unadulterated non-sobriety, whilst actively contributing to the heroic task that many aspire to achieve.

Food and sleep is strictly not allowed during the period of divine indulgent pleasure that is 'C.O.D.I.N.G'.

WARNING:deciding to become a 'C.O.D Cunt' is a self-fulfilling way of life and following this pathway of true enlightenment should be taken with great care.
'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title' (A Prime example of good English alliteration.)

Can also be mixed with other words to create the various states of playing 'C.O.D.'

1#C.O.D Cunt: We can all C.O.D Cunt together round the C.O.D Cunting Christmas tree. However, you part-timers that are C.O.D Dicks can C to the O to the D cunt off!
2#C.O.D Cunt: Ah fuck that fanny flapping bastered has just cunting shanked me!

1#C.O.D cunt: Insertion....yeah...fucking prick...head shot.
C.O.D Cunt by wardataionstation November 5, 2010
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Cape Cod cunt cake 

An affluent person on CapeCod, being a typical douche bag.
Hey you Cape Cod cunt cake, back your god damn grocery cart up and get the fuck out of my way.
Cape Cod cunt cake by Yeti guy November 25, 2017

CoD cunt 

someone that spends every second of thier life playing call of duty games, often claiming that its social, fun, or they are trying to "prestiege"
human - "oi jeff what you up to tonight"
Cod cunt - "gonna play cod4"
human - "what? still?"
Cod cunt - "yeah its brilliant"
human - "you play the same game every moment of every day you boring fuck!"
CoD cunt by G-whore October 14, 2009

cod fish cunt

Term used for women that have a large, stretched out vagina.
"Ryan is a cod fish cunt"
cod fish cunt by Thetruth1990 July 29, 2017
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