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C.O.D Cunt 

'C.O.D Cunt' can be used as a Noun, Adjective or Verb, as well as in any tense, whether it be past, present or future.

Require the person(s) to have first achieved the status of 'C.O.D Dick'.

A 'C.O.D Cunt' is someone who talks to themselves, only using explicit language, during multi-player mode of 'C.O.D.I.N.G'. Fundamentally, a major aspect of this is;
Reaching a state of lethargic behaviour, where they visualise playing when they are not

The term 'C.O.D Cunt' is so extravagantly unique, even that clever 'PHD doctor' blokie with that crazy computer voice, would not be able to even comprehend the very beginning of this absolute gem of plucky English wit, in his 'Brief of History' of his so called 'time'. In such, it may be used, applied and championed in many different ways, and should not be taken for granted or abused.

To fulfil 'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title', one must be at a constant state of complete unadulterated non-sobriety, whilst actively contributing to the heroic task that many aspire to achieve.

Food and sleep is strictly not allowed during the period of divine indulgent pleasure that is 'C.O.D.I.N.G'.

WARNING:deciding to become a 'C.O.D Cunt' is a self-fulfilling way of life and following this pathway of true enlightenment should be taken with great care.
'The Cherished-C.O.D Cunt-Title' (A Prime example of good English alliteration.)

Can also be mixed with other words to create the various states of playing 'C.O.D.'

1#C.O.D Cunt: We can all C.O.D Cunt together round the C.O.D Cunting Christmas tree. However, you part-timers that are C.O.D Dicks can C to the O to the D cunt off!
2#C.O.D Cunt: Ah fuck that fanny flapping bastered has just cunting shanked me!

1#C.O.D cunt: Insertion....yeah...fucking prick...head shot.
C.O.D Cunt by wardataionstation November 5, 2010
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Cape Cod cunt cake 

An affluent person on CapeCod, being a typical douche bag.
Hey you Cape Cod cunt cake, back your god damn grocery cart up and get the fuck out of my way.
Cape Cod cunt cake by Yeti guy November 25, 2017

CoD cunt 

someone that spends every second of thier life playing call of duty games, often claiming that its social, fun, or they are trying to "prestiege"
human - "oi jeff what you up to tonight"
Cod cunt - "gonna play cod4"
human - "what? still?"
Cod cunt - "yeah its brilliant"
human - "you play the same game every moment of every day you boring fuck!"
CoD cunt by G-whore October 14, 2009

cod fish cunt

Term used for women that have a large, stretched out vagina.
"Ryan is a cod fish cunt"
cod fish cunt by Thetruth1990 July 29, 2017

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026