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C e r e s 

A frequent user of GaiaOnline. This well-known member who mostly posts in the General Discussion (GD) became prominent when several threads containing pictures of her boobs were posted. She is also known for posting girly .gif files in every post (usually unicorns, sparkles and bunnies) which pisses off a lot of other Gaians. For the most part, she's an okay person. Users tend to either love her or hate for her gigantic and natural boobs. Supposedly her Gaian BFF is Pear Kitten-also known for her nude pictures and videos shown on GaiaOnline.

Despite the fact that she has had fame thrown in her face, C e r e s does not want it, which makes it that much funnier that she is well known now.

Example 1-
Person 1: "Dude did you see that thread about C e r e s?
Person 2: "The one with the boobs? OMFG! *fap fap fap*"

Example 2-
"I can't stand the posts that C e r e s makes in the GD! They take up the whole screen!"
C e r e s by Robert41689 April 22, 2008
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B e e s e c h u r g e r 

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.
Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

r.e.s.p.e.c.t 

Rubbish. Especially. Someone. Pretending. Exactly. Crap. Time?
Words that dont make sense when yu write them out but when used in a conversation make perfect sense and afterwards everyone can burst into song. R-E-S-P-E-C-T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
james:omg RUBBISH
sam: yea ESPECIALLY her bit
callum: SOMEONE stop her
robert: im only PRETENDING to listen
james: EXACTLY
sam: shes CRAP
callum: whats the TIME?
all:R.E.S.P.E.C.T FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
callum: jeez we are better than she is!
r.e.s.p.e.c.t by alex.x April 4, 2008

H.A.C.K.E.R.S. 

Highly Advanced Computer Kids Entering Restricted Systems
to become a Hacker you must be a Highly Advanced Computer Kid that can Enter Restricted Systems.

C.R.E.E.P.S. 

Acronym meaning "Cash Regulators Eatin' Everyday Pullin' Stings" from the Wu-Tang Clan member Inspectah Deck's album 'The Resident Patient.'
"There go the C.R.E.E.P.S."
"You heard that song by The Rebel INS called 'C.R.E.E.P.S.'"
C.R.E.E.P.S. by The Rebel INS June 11, 2007

F.O.C.K.E.R.S. 

Fat Onion County Kids Enjoying Redneck Stuff
1)Just the good ole F.O.C.K.E.R.S., never meaning no harm...
2) F.O.C.K.E.R.S. are definatly doing redneck stuff
F.O.C.K.E.R.S. by Mr. Camaro October 21, 2004