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Lankiest, most genuinely chill prick you'll ever have the privilege of meeting. Wish I was him to be honest. Cry myself to sleep at night at the thought I will never be close to his level. I would give my last remaining ball-sack to kiss the ground he walks on.
Females: That darn Cáel eats pussy like it's his last meal, I came so hard I had an aneurysm!
Cáel by kale_ November 21, 2020
Words you can keep
literally fucking god
“have you remembered to pray to cael today? don’t forget or you shall be eradicated”
Cael by speemch impebdment January 3, 2020
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One of the most dirty minded people you will meet but he is also one of the funniest people you will ever meet.
Danny: "Did you talk to that guy over there, he's such a Cael but that's why I like him."
Cael by SlipperySnnnake October 20, 2016
One of the most well rounded humans. An amazing athlete and very intelligent. He is also very brave but can sometimes be extremely stubborn. 💪🏅📚
Wow everyone wants to be just like Cael. He is so cool.
Cael by YoBoyJim January 23, 2017
Zeus's Cael was very well trimmed today.

Will I ever have a Cael as powerful as yours daddy?
Cael by El champion! June 30, 2011
Rebecca: She’s a total Cael
Cael by Caelorcarl June 22, 2019
is normally a tall, tan, athletic guy with dreamy brown eyes and is very intelligent. He is SO SWEET and will do anything for the girl he loves. he has a great heart and an amazing personality. if you are dating a Cael, DON'T LET HIM GO. in short, Cael is perfect! Cael doesn't really hide his emotions well so that makes him very honest but also a good secret keeper. he is a great bf and is an absolute dream!
Girl 1: "Wow, I should date Cael. He seems so perfect."
Girl 2: "You should. He'll treat you like a queen!"
Cael by Asher mille r May 12, 2021
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