A directive encouraging immediate, decisive engagement with an experience—most often food—emphasizing full commitment over passive trial. Connotes confidence in quality, sensory payoff, and a rejection of hesitation. Functions as both an action and a philosophy rooted in conviction, taste, and lived experience.
Usage note: Often stylized with an apostrophe to signal brand identity and phonetic emphasis (“byte ’em”), reinforcing memorability and cultural distinctiveness.
Byte'm - Those Byte’m Brownie Bites don’t need convincing—don’t just try’em, byte’m.
What you may wish to suggest to an IT geek such as the Geek Wads at Best Buy when they fuck up your computer setup or can’t communicate their way out of a paper bag about what they did because they are such emotionally deficient techie nerds.
phrase designed to arouse a response from your adorably-geeky lothario/lolita who might just have a fetish for biting.
Girl, interrupting her boyfriend's attempts to download the latest Linux distro, "Oh boyfriend." She brandishes her neck with a devilish glint in her eye, "I'd like you to kiss me, then byte me".
expression used exclusively in chatrooms, e-mail and other forms of electronic communication to denote a lack of interest, a difference of opinion, or to deem something most bogus. Also see fuck off
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!