by SushiTrash July 17, 2018
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Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
Date: August 30th
Country Of Origin: Facebook
Observing Countries: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram
August 30th each year is National Bite People Who Annoy You Day. This holiday was created on Social media & in no way excludes biters from legal prosecution. Unless said biter is able to convince said biten to not contact law enforcement.
Coincidentally this holiday falls 1 day before Love Litigation Lawer Day on the last day of August, though no connection between the holidays is recorded.
Observatory is not mandatory & is fairly self-explanatory but may be observed purely within your own head for safety reasons
"Hey why'd you bite me?"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
"You were being annoying."
"That doesn't make it okay. I'm calling the cops."
"Whoa, hold on, it's National Bite People Who Annoy You Day, I'm just observing the holiday."
"Oh, sorry for being annoying, my bad"
by LostOnTheLine August 20, 2016
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October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!
Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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