Buy-Polar

a state of indecision when deciding to make a purchase or trying to decide between two items.

Man: Hurry up the movie is about to start!

Woman: I'm coming, I just can't decide what drink to get.

Man: You are so buy-polar.

by sotonrich February 19, 2009

buy-polar

A "two-extremes mood-swings" mental/emotional condition caused by either:
(1) an obsession with purchasing white-bear-logo fizzy drinks, or
(2) habitually trying to sell ice to Eskimos.

Maybe if you freeze a number of 2-liter bottles of seltzer-water and then offer said frothy ice to some of our fur-hood-wearing "Asians from up North", they might indeed be interested in procuring large quantities of said "fun pops" product from you, and then your buy-polar tendencies might be alleviated somewhat.

by QuacksO December 30, 2019

buypolar disorder

A serious mental malady whereby you are convinced that you have sufficient persuasion/hyping-capabilities to sell ice to Eskimos.

Billy Mays is said to have been so skilled at salesmanship that he could sell ice to an Eskimo, but I never found him all that appealing or convincing, so maybe he just had buypolar disorder if he actually thought that about himself.

by QuacksO May 8, 2019

Buypolar

The act of always buying, selling, trading for the next best thing. A better guitar, a new golf club, a different fishing pole. This takes place without regard for cost or loss of money. Also often times includes remorse for selling the item later on.

My Buypolar struck again. I just traded a custom guitar for a vintage guitar. Turns out I lost $500.00 in the deal. I saw the shade top on the vintage and just had to have it though.

by Topdog2022 August 5, 2022