buttwax

The waxy sebaceous substance that forms on and around one's buttocks.

Mr. Jones, this sample cream will resolve your buttwax problem.

by Myron Mulch July 13, 2006

Bluffton Buttwax

The slime you expel whilst farting after drinking Wabash River water.

I bought some underwear at Community Thrift, and they still had some Bluffton Buttwax stuck inside

by JohnnyBlazeIT420 April 25, 2025

Buttwaz

A distressingly watery ejection from the human anus. Waz:piss::Buttwaz:(unmentionable.)

"That chipotle gave me the worst buttwaz."

by DeHawpenz September 12, 2011

buttwad

1) A fragment of toilet tissue that is left behind after wiping.

2) An individual who is a complete moron. Having the intellect of said fragment of tissue (after being soiled, of course)

1) I walked around all day before noticing the buttwad that had been stuck to my posterior.

2) George W Bush is a complete freakin' buttwad.

by SugarBunni February 10, 2004

Buttwad

An obstinate individual who is so set in their ways that they will refuse all new ideas, even when the idea presented is something the person likes or would benefit them.

Dude, I know you want to come to the fair with us, quit being a buttwad.

by l3ortron August 28, 2017

buttwagon

buttwagon is an adjective.
It is what you call someone who is annoying and you would like to call them a butt and for emphasize you add wagon.

When your friend won't stop screaming you call them a buttwagon.

by dinkythedino August 22, 2014

buttwank

putting your manhood between the cheeks of a girl with a big ass and goin for it, similar to a tit wank but with a butt

alex didnt want anal but allowed tom to give him a buttwank

by harrygg November 17, 2006