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Buttfukistan

Any of the "stans" in Central Asia ( Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan,Turkmenistan, and Afghanistan). The country of origin of most 7-Eleven owners.
The Army is shipping my ass to Buttfukistan.
Buttfukistan by CPT K August 20, 2011

Buttfundled 

When one has one's butt squeezed in a playful giggly way.
I needed another drink, but my bartender was too busy outside being buttfundled.
Buttfundled by Lilwezl February 22, 2022

buttfungus 

A slang term for "Chronic Anal Candidiasis", or in infection caused by a fungi growth on the anal pore. Not unlike a yeast infection, the symptoms include severe itching/burning and a smelly fuckin' white discharge.
"Dude, I can smell your buttfungus...you should have that looked at."
buttfungus by Colonel Turdburglar August 14, 2005

Terminal Buttfungus 

Terminal Buttfungus is a dreadful, vicious fungal disease that affects 2 out of 3 women who are not buttfucked at least once a week.
You have to assfuck your woman, or she stands a 66% chance of catching terminal buttfungus and will die as slime molds devour her asshole.

buttfunk 

the unpleasant aroma that eminates from the crack of an unwashed buttock
bitch you need to wash that buttfunk from yo ass!!!
buttfunk by Crazy68 September 1, 2009

BUttfunch 

When you want to call someone a buttface but your mind wants to say buttmunch
My boyfriend is such a buttfunch
BUttfunch by HarleyFQuinn96 April 27, 2020