The act of ejaculating into your own hand and then continuing to masturbate, using the semen as lube.
Person 1: "how often do you masturbate?"
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."
Person 2: "technically once a day but I do the buttery hand."
by Jsagahw March 21, 2017
Get the Buttery Hand mug.What is achieved when one cuts a hole in the bottom of a popcorn container and inserts his penis. Then proceeds to offer a handful of this buttery delight to his date.
At first the date was moving pretty slow, but about a third of the way into Nanny Mcphee..... I slipped her the buttery handful!
by Loosejuice333 May 28, 2008
Get the buttery handful mug.A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)
by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015
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Get the butter hand job mug.The act of poking ones male genitalia through a bag of buttery popcorn you are sharing with a woman at the movies. When the women reaches for a handful of popcorn she acquires instead a handful of buttery penis. Thus the Buttery Serendipitous Handjob is created.
Trent- Grant got a Buttery Serendipitous Handjob at the movies from that hood-rat yesterday!
Max- Hes my hero.
Max- Hes my hero.
by What Grant did to her June 30, 2011
Get the Buttery Serendipitous Handjob mug.When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
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