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Butterboard

A girl with a butterface who is also a surfboard
Holy crap, that girl is a butterboard, since she has no features or a pretty face.
Butterboard by Glenn William February 20, 2012

Butterboard

A form of poultry torture treatment, most commonly used by Kentucky Fried Chicken. Similar to waterboarding, but with melted clarified butter. This contributes to the flavor and juiciness that KFC is well known for. This process has been identified as one of the best ways to instigate the release of hormones related to fear and stress, one of the Colonel's seven secret spices.
The chickens were subjected to butterboarding and forced to watch hours and hours of video from the slaughter of their ancestors .
Butterboard by jcizzles October 19, 2015

Butterboarding 

Verb - A commonly used process in the torture of poultry, very similar to waterboarding but with clarified butter instead of water. This process is very popular with Kentucky Fried Chicken and contributes in the production of stress and fear hormones, rumored to be one of Colonel Sander's seven secret spices.
Chickens at the KFC plant go through approximately 20 minutes of butterboarding per day , which helps keep the meat juicy and delicious.
Butterboarding by jcizzles October 21, 2015
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026