Butter Penis

A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.
Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.

That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.
by NoPeenPls September 16, 2009
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Peanut Butter Penis

This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.
"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"

"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"

"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"
by Black Death 22 February 11, 2009
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mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!
by spann twin February 11, 2011
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penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)
From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"
by Andy1 January 20, 2004
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Penis Butter

Can I get a side of penis butter with my blowjob?
by That hoee February 21, 2013
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after i fucked the skank, she had my penis butter all over her cunt
by the sperminator July 28, 2003
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penis butter

the French mispronunciation of peanut butter
Just because I eat penis butter doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' cocksucker.
by kwang June 10, 2003
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