Butter Penis

A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.

Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.

That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.

by NoPeenPls September 16, 2009

Peanut Butter Penis

This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.

"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"

"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"

"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"

by Black Death 22 February 11, 2009

penis butter

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!

by spann twin February 28, 2011

penis butter

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)

From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"

by Andy1 January 19, 2004

Penis Butter

Another name for cum!

Can I get a side of penis butter with my blowjob?

by That hoee February 21, 2013

penis butter

semen

after i fucked the skank, she had my penis butter all over her cunt

by the sperminator July 28, 2003

penis butter

the French mispronunciation of peanut butter

Just because I eat penis butter doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' cocksucker.

by kwang June 9, 2003