butterpenis
butterpenis by m luv July 30, 2008
Words you can keep
butterpersonality
A female who is good-looking, but is a total bitch.
Note: BTW, coincidentally, I saw this term used somewhere else. Doesn't it happen pretty often that you think you were the first person to think of something where someone else had thought of it several years ago? :D
Note: BTW, coincidentally, I saw this term used somewhere else. Doesn't it happen pretty often that you think you were the first person to think of something where someone else had thought of it several years ago? :D
Guy No. 1: (points at hot girl) Isn't she hot?
Guy No. 2: She is hot, I gotta admit, but she is a total bitch.
Guy No. 1: Really? How'd ya say so?
Guy No. 2: Trust me, I was friends with her for a while. She's a total butterpersonality.
Guy No. 2: She is hot, I gotta admit, but she is a total bitch.
Guy No. 1: Really? How'd ya say so?
Guy No. 2: Trust me, I was friends with her for a while. She's a total butterpersonality.
butterpersonality by aja675 November 15, 2011
Related Words
buttpenis
The unfortunate growth of a sex organ originating from inside the rectum and protruding through the anus.
buttpenis by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 15, 2003
butterpants
Used in a complimentary context. One, usually female, appearing to have a execellent pair of jeans and a butt to go with them.
"Hey Jake, your girlfriend Katie sure has got some butterpants going on there yo."
After thinking it over, Jake concluded that Katie did indeed have a fine pair of butterpants.
"Katie, your butterpants are rockin b."
After thinking it over, Jake concluded that Katie did indeed have a fine pair of butterpants.
"Katie, your butterpants are rockin b."
butterpants by J-Mexi April 6, 2006
Butter Penis
A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.
Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.
That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.
That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.
Butter Penis by NoPeenPls September 16, 2009
Peanut Butter Penis
This is a sexual action you perform on someone who is highly allergic to peanuts. About an hour before you have sex, take standard peanut butter and spread it over your entire penis. Next wash off the peanut butter so that it is not visible, but the residue still remains. Then you have sex with the special individual, who will not notice right away, but the next morning she will feel very uncomfortable. When she checks herself out she will see a large rash in her vaginal area from the peanuts and think that you gave her herpies.
"Hey I heard you had sex with Loreah last night!"
"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"
"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"
"Yeah, she has an allergy to peanuts so I gave her the peanut butter penis!"
"Haha no way...blllllattttt!!"
Peanut Butter Penis by Black Death 22 February 11, 2009
Saucy Butterpants
A true Italian man beast with at least six illegitimate children. He likes all women, some men, and the occasional animal. He is known for his expressions and loud noises, often of the hilarious variety. He plays drums in marching band, but still impregnates at least 4 girls a weekend, then encourages most of them to get abortions.
"Hey Saucy Butterpants want to go to a movie this Friday night?"
"I would like to but I have to work to provide child support for my many kids. Also, I have to fashion a tool used for abortions from a clothes hanger."
"I would like to but I have to work to provide child support for my many kids. Also, I have to fashion a tool used for abortions from a clothes hanger."
Saucy Butterpants by Ginger Gawd August 19, 2008
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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