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Butter Tutter 

Quite often a massive amorphous sack of lard who also appears to be humanoid. Their diet consists of butter, deep fried twinkies and vegetables (HAH just kidding. That would never happen.) They also have this idea that dieting got them this way and that all women are oppressed just because 'Butter Tutters themselves are unappealing.
Joey: Hey Mark? Have you ever encountered a butter tutter before?
Mark: I've fought them before, yes.
Joey: How do you defeat them?
Mark: That's easy . You either hold a door for them or talk to them about fitness.
Butter Tutter by Radiated Lobster? February 27, 2018
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Bitter Titter 

A highly advanced word that means someones breast is horrendous.
That stank ass bitch has a bitter titter.
Bitter Titter by LiyahLoverz March 15, 2023

Fluff my Butternutters 

When you want to curse but you are around children and you want to curse.
Linda screamed "FLUFF MY BUTTERNUTTERS!" In the daycare when she stubbed her toe on the table.
Fluff my Butternutters by Muffin6611 September 11, 2016

Butternutter sniff 

Butternutter sniff, when you scratch your the asshole. Then drag it across your nuts and make someone smell your finger.
Last night I caught my girl with a butternutter sniff.

buttertutter 

When you put ur lil (or big) dick in that butter and make a nice squishy hole ...mmm
Hey man did you pull a buttertutter at my house?
buttertutter by WiseWorder September 27, 2022

buttertutter 

When u put ur pp in the peanut butter & make a nice hole
Yo, did u do a buttertutter to me, not cool man, I was gonna eat it.
buttertutter by WiseWorder September 27, 2022

Butternutter 

Morning after a one night stand a dude puts his dick in butter and cums into it , uses the butter on toast and serves it with sprinkled birth control and feeds it to her. Gourmet
“Dude I totally have her the butternutter this morning”
Butternutter by theoneemochick March 3, 2021
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