A mom raising her kid/s as if it’s the 90s. No touch screen devices go near her children. If they’re watching a show- it’s low stimulation. They play board games and embrace roaming/playing outside. One of her kids collects Pokémon cards. Her tween thinks Kurt Cobain is still alive; she doesn’t have the heart to tell em yet. If you’ve said “Bored? Go ride your bike. No helmet? Idc you’ll be fine” to your child… you might be a butter mom. Butter moms don’t flinch at a kid falling down. They’re tough and resilient just like their kids!
When someone does something overly horny and lies about being not horny afterwards
Person 1:hey bb can I see those bobs and vegana
Person 2:lol no I have a bf why are you so horny Person 1:I'm not horny what are you talking about
Person 2:wow that was such a butter moment
when something very stupid (like butter) happens that makes you think, "how can a real person be this retarded"? one who commits a "butters moment" usually has a feeling equivalent to going on a trip far away from home, and once you get there you realize you forgot something very important.
"that guy is acting like a sped kid"
"that's a butters moment right there"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.