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When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."
by milkman51 August 30, 2009
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Jul 11 Word of the Day
selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do
A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today
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The blonde counterpart to a firecrotch: a word describing blonde pubic hair.
That one blonde girl who works the shift at Subway with me? She doesn't shave; she's a full-blown buttercrotch.
by paulwholikesmaps January 21, 2012
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Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
Grandma! I can't sleep with the sound of your buttercrotch all night in the kitchen with papi!
by Suspence007 March 10, 2014
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Like 'butter face', but instead of a hot body with an ugly face, the person possesses exceptionally good looks but a small/not so good looking crotch. For men, common terms would be 'pencil dick' or 'baby penis'. Women, terms like 'blue waffle' or the favorite 'stink tuna'.
Jake: Dude, I swear Amanda is so freakin' hot! I'm really considering getting in bed with her tonight.

Dave: Ehh, yeah she's good looking, but I wouldn't bang. Word is she's a butter crotch.

Jake: What?
Dave: Yep. Her clitoris looks like chewed up bubble gum. Pretty sick man.
by lennytheoreo November 29, 2012
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When a woman's vagina tastes like Werther's.
Tom: Did you hook up with that girl from the party last night?
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.

If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.
by Mike Amelsgone July 25, 2011
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When you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.
Jeff and Gladys enjoyed buttercrotch immensely because of Gladys' grizzled vagina.
by le-9gag-army March 10, 2014
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