buttered up baby

A person who is normally 18+ who is a late-bloomer if male, has a face only a mother would love, who likes to drink underage, and wines and complains about everything.

Elijah is such a buttered up baby when we have parties

by BRAINSTEW! February 19, 2011

Well butter me up and call me greasey

to get someone to butter you up and then to name you greasey

Well butter me up and call me greasey

ok -x-gets out butter-x- hold still

by FairyWings November 2, 2004

buttering up the whisker biscuit

getting a girl wet

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid some pipe.

by A'ron December 9, 2003

Butter Up

In prison, inmates lubricate their arsehole with butter before they see a visitor bringing them contraband. It ensures a comfortable insertion of said contraband.

Flanno is coming to visit me in an hour with some Meth. I better go butter up.

by Charliebynature April 9, 2022

buttered side up

An expression meaning that everything turned out alright like your toast landing buttered side up.

Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..

Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023

buttered up

To entice someone; usually by making said person feel as if they are a piece of toast being spread with butter.

We just called Johnny and he said we could come over. I think it’s because we buttered up him fat.

by johnnyboi sauce May 29, 2018

Buttering Up

When a man Cums before sexual intercourse and smeres it all around his dick, using it as natural lube, and is used by men who either don't like the person they are having sex with, or just wants a baby.

*Dude one comes into a room where dude two is mastuebating*
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe

by Tiny bit of mayo August 15, 2021