Butt-tella 

When a male deploys his dick in his significant other(s) anus about 2-3 hours after eating a hearty meal of taco bell or any other asshole destroying fast food meal. After he has "gone to town" in her backdoor, the male pulls out his forbidden fruit that is covered in what is now known as the tella in butt-tella. This brave soul of a women will now perform oral sexual acts on his butt-tella covered member, until all the butt-tella is licked off clean.

Justin: Yo bro I just butt-tella the hell outta this shawtys fart box

Ian: Fam this girl just got the nastiest butt-tella of her insufferable life

Alex: Ayo, finna ask my girl if she wants the butt-tella special tonight.

Butt-tella by thatmanwithautism February 28, 2022

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it 

Slang. It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

Hey he’s touching my ass! Yeah I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Why would you say that? It’s a really funny pun. Whenever someone says something gay and you want to say something funny back just say I wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it! Cuz gays butt fuck each other.

i wanted to tell a gay joke butt fuck it by B-rizzle June 27, 2019

buttella 

When your feces is the consistency of the chocolate spread 'Nutella'

guy 1:"Man, I've got Buttella' all over me."

guy 2: "Did you try wiping more thoroughly?"

buttella by tylerc May 11, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012