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Butt truffle

Sticking a thumb up someone's butt and coming away with poo covered hemorrhoid on the tip of thumb.

Hypothetical situation. Drunken thoughts on butt foreplay.
"Freddie was getting real into the backside foreplay but stopped when he got a butt truffle as a parting gift."
Butt truffle by tiffcakes July 10, 2016
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butt truffle

I saw a butt truffle on a website
butt truffle by coolpap3 July 9, 2016

BUTT TRUFFLE

A typical workplace occurrence where one easily identifiable member of staff gets ahead financially and within their career by being the biggest brown nosing, greedy, self serving wet lettuce imaginable which ultimately grinds everyone's gears and leads them to dislike that particular individual for their shocking performance.

The butt truffle candidate will likely have no friends outside the workplace and even be shunned by their family for such hypocrisy.
Mary: what is hugh doing in that secret meeting, it's his 3rd of the day?

John: oh he's in there with the boss being a butt truffle again.
BUTT TRUFFLE by BanterStock April 21, 2018

Butt-truffle 

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!
Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .
Butt-truffle by Wordmiser November 28, 2017

truffle butt 

your butt is so delicious I want to savor it like a truffle
Tim was wearing the hell out of those jeans, I bet he has a truffle butt.

I just want to take a bite of her truffle butt.
truffle butt by sugarmelon May 8, 2015

butt truffler 

When one does a handstand, deepthroats a cock and gets their ass eaten at the same time.
BUTT TRUFFLER
1. To get ones ass truffled
2. To truffle ones ass

I truffled Linda's ass light night
butt truffler by TheRealIrish March 22, 2017
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