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1. Actin' silly, Trippin', Doin things you KNOW you probably shouldn't be doing

2. Harmlessly fuckin up in general

(Usually an emphasis on "butt")
Me (to drunk friends): Man, y'all over here jumpin on my couch and knockin over my lamps and shit...I swear, yo, y'all on BUTT!!!
On Butt by CleOH719 July 8, 2009

butt on (one's) shoulders 

1) the difficult and awkward bodily position wherein one's gluteus maximi are situated above one's trapezoids

2) a less vulgar and more socially acceptable synonym for "head up (one's) ass"
"I'm not inclined to continue this conversation until I hear that distinctive popping sound that will indicate to me that you've successfully removed your butt from your shoulders!"….

"Yeah, they've all got their butts on their shoulders down there at Bridgeport!"…
Donaven was on butt as he talked smack about Atlanta.
On Butt by xxAraxx January 21, 2010

Glasses-On-Butt

The G rated phrase used to call someone a smart ass.
Parents, my kids & I saw alert on highway about 2 escaped prisoners.

Mom asks "where did they escape from?"

I reply "from prison"

Mom says "thanks for stating the obvious glasses-on-butt"
Glasses-On-Butt by NO FILTER BITCH86 September 2, 2019

smut butt on a putt putt 

(southern U.S.A. slang, non derogatory)An african american (male) riding a motorcycle. Black motorcyclist on a budget, usually older model ragged looking cruiser with loud pipes. Don't race one, the smut butt on a putt putt will usually outrun you.
What was that blur that went by with an awful noise? It was a smut butt on a putt putt.
when one person pulls down thier pants and underwear and places their buttcheeks on an unsuspecting person's face.
Pierre is sleeping and abe pulls down his pants revealing his butt and puts a peanut butter jelly sandwich in his butt crack and sits on pierre's face giving him a pbj butt-on
butt-on by David P, June 18, 2006