Butt child

A butt child is a a weak minded follower of another individual normally a partner/boss at work. He/she has no free will or independent thought but is completely infatuated with their icon and follows them around unthinkingly. They agree with everything their idol says without hesitation like a child.

Often a weaker member of a particular nauseating couple who dotes upon their partner unaware of what this looks like to others.

Annoying acolyte who imitates their masters actions.

Did you see the way that douche followed her round all night, jeez what a Butt child.

At work Mike agrees with everything Rob says. Mike is Rob's Butt child.

I saw Hannah and her butt child at the bar.

by berto744 June 21, 2010

butt children

ejaculating in someone's butt

My girlfriend wants kids, so I told her I would give her butt children.

She is so hot; I totally want to give her some butt children.

by DRock500 March 26, 2010

Buttchillen

It's a broader term than couch potato. It's not really being lazy but just relaxing, chilling. Doing stuff but not doing anything specific just going with the flow chillen.

Watchin tv waiting for someone to text you? You're buttchillen.

WuBrah: Yo sup let's play Dota, you busy?

Mikey: Nah man just buttchillen, let's play.

by Shuroku June 26, 2012

Buttchill

When you go to sit at your desk as usual upon entering class, but the seat unexpectedly turns out to be at freezing temperatures so your butt goes into a state of shock from the cold.

Ex:

Aiden: (walking normally and begins to plop his ass on his chair) SHIT! Was this chair in a freezer?

Hungry Haroldson: Dude.. I think you've got buttchill.. you should like totally go to the nurse.

by chadeesa October 7, 2025