butt wipe 

1) a crappy person.

2) anything used to wipe ones ass.

1) You are an annoying butt wipe. Please leave my personal space.

2) Oooh, that was a particularly greasy shit, this is gonna take lotsa butt wipe.

butt wipe by biffula December 27, 2007

butt wipe 

person who is an assistant to wipping another person butt

John Kerry is a butt wipe

butt wipe by cody h December 6, 2005

butt-wipe 

Fool, idiot, imbecile, wiper of other people's bottoms.

Dude, I hope your butt-wipe friend doesn't show up and wreck the party.

butt-wipe by Monkdunker August 26, 2003

butt-wipe 

toilet paper

I had to go to the bathroom. I used butt wipe.

butt-wipe by Joe Hansen February 28, 2004

lucky butt wipe 

when you wipe your butt and your finger breaks through and you get lucky

I was using some cheap toilet paper and had a lucky butt wipe

lucky butt wipe by AMan The Man January 21, 2016

G.I. butt wipe 

During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.

When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.

G.I. butt wipe by wolfbait51 June 1, 2011

Going Green Butt Wipe 

When a fat, heavy turd is released from your butt while sitting on the toilet and the sheer weight of the log coming in contact with the water causes the toilet water to project up and clean your corn hole. Very rarely will you need to finish the job with toilet paper when this occurs thus saving paper. It is a blessing on our planet.

Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.

Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.

Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.

Going Green Butt Wipe by IDropBombz April 25, 2011