Butt Willy

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The act of placing one's finger into another anus for the playful enjoyment of one or multiple individuals. The finger may be licked prior to insertion similar to the Wet Willy procedure. However, due to the decreased accessibility of the anus the wetting of the finger is not imperative.

"Hey bro! Just letting you know i got my first Butt Willy today! I feel like a new man!"

Butt Willy by Hooch daddy November 17, 2020

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muff butt willy

The bearer of a muff butt, which is an unsightly patch of pubic style hair growing from and above the crack of one's ass.

Holy shit! I never noticed this before, but Jason is a muff butt willy!

muff butt willy by Anus Beeker August 13, 2007

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Willy Wonka Butt

An alternative nickname for Delilah

Delilah says "your a drama jerk". Rey replies "Okay Willy Wonka Butt".

Willy Wonka Butt by UmNotRey June 19, 2019

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I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy

Parody line from a well-known mickey' d's ad from back in the day.

Person 1. Hey Person 2, what would you do if I was a girl?
Person 2. I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy.

I'll grab your butt cheeks and pull out my willy by Tatatrap November 23, 2022

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Buttwilly

When someone sticks their finger down the crack of their butt and then swipes it across someones nose. Same technique as a wet willy. Pronounced But-twilly.

I gave Ty a buttwilly today after working out, I bet he can still smell it!

Buttwilly by Amazoncountry November 9, 2011

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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