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butt sneeze 

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a.k.a. sneeze-butt, ass-sneeze, asschoo

A butt-sneeze is a semi-mythical phenomenon that involves a rapid expulsion of air and liquid from the rectum. The 'sneeze' is often mistaken for flatulence due to it's sound and pungent odor.

Despite it's rare occurance, controversy has erupted about whether it is necessary to say "bless you" after a butt-sneeze, as one generally does after a regular Sneeze.

The late Father Y. A. Nire had the following words on this matter:

"In the past, it was believed that the soul escaped the body when a person sneezed. So, by saying 'bless you', the soul was returned to the body. Religion tells us that sinful/harmful substances leave the anus - for example: excrement. However, divine things enter the anus - Such as, my penis into a supermodel. Since the soul is considered divine, it is unlikely to travel out of the anus. Therefore, one does not need to say "bless you".
ass: pfffffffffpsssssssssBOOM!
you: oh shit, I just had a butt sneeze
butt sneeze by tells: us: nothing: September 21, 2005
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Butt Sneeze 

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A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .
Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.
Butt Sneeze by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

Butt-Sneeze 

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Girls never butt-sneeze in front of their boyfriends unless they've been together for a long time.
Butt-Sneeze by Katherine MM September 25, 2011

Ukrainian Butt Sneeze 

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When a man has a straw filled with dope( methamphetamine) he inserts the straw into another man or womans asshole and then blows the meth into their asshole. It causes their butt to start dripping therefore causing the sensation to look like your asshole just sneezed
Jerry's asshole put on a show when he caught us all off gaurd with that Ukrainian Butt sneeze!

yammer butt skeezer 

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an girl that is a skeezer/whore who is also an asshole that talks too much shit.
Travis: Hey did you see Lana? I heard she slept with the whole basketball team.

Jesse: Yea I saw her she's always talking crap. She is such a yammer butt skeezer

buttsneeze 

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A fart, particuarly the loud whistling kind.
Also, the same as an asshat
"God you are such a buttsneeze!"
buttsneeze by Deagan The Wolf October 22, 2003
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