Butt Scratcher

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A phrase originating from the "No Chris Left Behind" episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a job selling butt scratchers at the ball park.

Often shouted at music festivals:

Headbanger 1: "BUTT SCRATCHER?!!!!"
Headbanger 2: "BUTT SCRATCHER!!!"

Butt Scratcher by darkrave August 16, 2009

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Butt Scratcher!!!

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Butt Scratcher!!! by Mr Winchester July 11, 2018

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asian butt scratcher

When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.

"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."

asian butt scratcher by ye olde kellmyllie September 12, 2009

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Bluetooth butt scratch

When your butt itches, and you wanna scratch it. But then you fart and the fart scratches the itch

Dude my butt itches but I gotta fart

Just use the Bluetooth butt scratch

Bluetooth butt scratch by Fooligins January 6, 2022

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butt scratch

A butt scratch is when you scratch your butt and flakes of you butt come off onto your hand. The flakes have many termites on them that are having a feast on you left over poo.

Not cleaning your hands after this can cause infections and death.

SO YOU BETTER FUDGING CLEAN YOUR HANDS YOU LAZY BUTT SCRATCHES.

Butt scratch

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Butt-Scratching

something we all do when theres and itch in our butt , and we ALL do it in public specially asian girls.

Christy why are u Butt-scratching? , says Amy

Butt-Scratching by 3headeddogthatdances October 9, 2010

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Buttscratcher

Little devices used to scratch your butt, sold by Peter Griffin at sporting events.

Peter: Buttscratcher?
Lois: No, Peter.
Peter: mmmmmButtscratcher?!?
Lois: No.
Peter: Buttscratcher?!?
Lois: NO PETER!
Peter: (dissapointed tone) buttscratcher.

Buttscratcher by MacGruber899 January 9, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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