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Butt Hurty 

when you sit on a hard chair or hard surface for a long period of time and your butt hurts
After that lecture I had major butt hurty
Butt Hurty by ellie-nor May 13, 2017
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butt-hurt 

(verb) An exaggerated and inappropriately strong and negative response to a perceived insult or slight. Associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the perceived slighter.
My last girlfriend was always getting butt-hurt everytime she got wind of me going over to Shannon's. 'Too bad....' Shannon gasped in my ear, picking up the pace of yet another sex marathon we had started as she rode my cock hard, continuing she concluded ".... she wasn't here so I could show her how to suck your cock right".
butt-hurt by Nikki Stixx May 5, 2021

butt hurt liberal 

a liberal who gets all whiny when everyone is making jokes. even though the jokes are meant to be harmless, the liberal's poor little inner child gets hurt, because his inner child is up his arse and there's no room for it alongside the stick that already resides in it.
Jesus Christ, StevieMadrid, how can you be such a butt hurt liberal with such an extensive collection of flavored lubes!?
butt hurt liberal by mills759 April 25, 2005

Butt Hurt Radius

The emotional distance between the speaker and people in the speaker's life whose feelings may be hurt by an action or inaction by the speaker.
Shaq: I'm bothered that you didn't click "like" on my newborn's pic on Facebook.
Phil Jackson's hair stylist: WTF? I'm in your Butt Hurt Radius?
Butt Hurt Radius by Andy90710 November 10, 2010

butt hurt 

some one who doesnt know how to take a joke, and they take the joke like they just took it to the ass
hey its just a joke, dont get all butt hurt
butt hurt by vot October 9, 2003
Word of the Day on May 2, 2006

Betty butt hurt

A "Betty butt hurt" refers to a person of either sex that is constantly upset over small and stupid situations, or after getting roasted in the group chat. Can also just be used by calling the person "Betty".
"Man, RJ was a real Betty butt hurt after Ash roasted him last night."
Betty butt hurt by cashlie February 24, 2017

butt hurt 

A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.
Buffy got all butt hurt when Tyler held a seat for Brittney.
butt hurt by NorCalChick March 19, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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go ahead
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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