Butt Hummer

Sexual act; during anal sex (typically best between men) at the point of climax, the recipient of the load blasts a forceful, monstrous anal queef vibrating the schlong as it makes the deposit.

I was slamming this dude's ass last night and he gave me a crazy dope butt hummer. I was in heaven until I realized he back blasted me with shit streaked sperm.

by steve the leech November 23, 2013

Butt Hummer

The art of pressing one's lips upon another's butthole and humming a tune

I gave her a butt hummer

by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

Butt Hammered

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.

Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.

by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010

butt hammer

A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.

1st guy:Dude, why is your girlfriend limping?
2nd guy:After a butt hammer no one walks straight

by Brgr23 May 23, 2008

butt hammers

when a particular individual laks the self awarness to complete a wipe, leaving small particles of poop clinging on the the tendriles of hair on the inside ones butt cheeks.

I wish i would have spent more time on the wipe, ive got a massive set of butt hammers right now.

by jonny lyford August 19, 2007

butthumper

Immune to the laws of physics and incapable of independent activity, the butthumper finds your rear bumper on an open stretch of highway, and stays there. The asshole may be using you as a shield against radar, or as a fuel-mileage aid, but usually he/she is talking on the phone and relying on you to scan the road for them.

Ten lanes of superhighway to drive on and this jerk has to tailgate me. What a butthumper.

by bullshark April 1, 2008

Butthumper

a person who uses there butt to hump the grass

phillip butthumped the grass to get the shit of his ass he is a butthumper

by hames666 August 16, 2019