Definitions by Skank_Bacon

Penis Tingle 

A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.

I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.

Penis Tingle by Skank_Bacon January 5, 2022

Diesel Dick 

When a mechanic's penis gets grease all over it from pissing numerous times throughout the work day without washing his hands.

Jared had a diesel dick again today.

Diesel Dick by Skank_Bacon July 19, 2018

Muff Wax 

A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.

Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.

Muff Wax by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

Butt Hummer 

The art of pressing one's lips upon another's butthole and humming a tune

I gave her a butt hummer

Butt Hummer by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018