4 definitions by Skank_Bacon

The art of pressing one's lips upon another's butthole and humming a tune
by Skank_Bacon April 30, 2018
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A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.
I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.
by Skank_Bacon January 6, 2022
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A cosmetic treatment in which a female's pubes are removed from the vaginal area by applying scalding hot wax, followed by brutally ripping off the wax and bush together.
Bro #1: Dude whats that in your teeth?

Bro #2: Pubes...DAMN that skank needs a muff wax. It's like a birds nest down there.
by Skank_Bacon April 30, 2018
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When a mechanic's penis gets grease all over it from pissing numerous times throughout the work day without washing his hands.
Jared had a diesel dick again today.
by Skank_Bacon July 20, 2018
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