Butt Front 

Butt Front
Noun

1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.

2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.

Origin Theories:

1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!

A passage read on an anonymous blog:

2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.

Ms Zelma's gotta fuckin' SWEET ASS Butt Front. Wait, that didn't sound ...fuck it. I gotta get in dem BIG OL' CANS, son!

When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!

Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.

Butt Front by J.Philip.Dick October 26, 2015

Butt Front 

Butt Front
Noun

1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.

2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.

Origin Theories:

1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!

A passage read on an anonymous blog:

2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.

Ms Zelma's gotta fuckin' SWEET ASS Butt Front. Wait, that didn't sound ...fuck it. I gotta get in dem BIG OL' CANS, son!

When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!

Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.

Butt Front by J.Philip.Dick October 26, 2015

front butt 

(noun) An enormous, fatty enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a bulbous ass on a persons front.

Male sufferers of front butt syndrome often have dickdo disease, while female sufferers can be known to have a condition called a gunt.

I saw a woman with a bad case of front butt, it looked as though she had stuffed a pillow down the front of her pants.

front butt by R February 14, 2005

cunt punt the front butt 

when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.

actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt

cunt punt the front butt by Twat waffle 1981 March 13, 2018

front butt 

not the regular butt in the back, but go around front and you will have your front butt aka your genitals. p and vaG

"ima stick this crayon in your front butt"

front butt by william T williamson August 6, 2008

front butt 

A convention way of tiptoeing around the word vagina.

"Either you have a fish in your pocket or your front butt needs some maintenance."

front butt by Shope July 20, 2008

Front Butt 

Hmmm to explain this monstrosity, ah yes a front butt is the enormous amount of fat below the belly button and above the vagina and or penis. It can often look like a second butt or in rare cases the only butt. Though when the front butt is as big as the actual butt you then have a phoopha. Phoopha

While at a theme park i looked to my friend and said check out that enormous front butt.

Front Butt by Jenn yo August 22, 2007