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important businesseu

The way of saying 'important business'
by Jhope.
Army:" What are you doing in America Jhope?"
Jhope:" Sorry I have important businesseu."

businessy 

A preferred method of responding to a text, phone call or guest appearance from an ex boyfriend. Used espescially where the breakup involved tomfoolery on his part.
"Girrrrrrrrl, you lookin' gorge. Sorry that when we were dating I went missing, but I would love to see that hot bod of yours tonight."
Businessy response: "I recieved your message; unfortunately I can't meet with you but hope you are doing well."
businessy by kassibella August 31, 2012

businessly 

Technically I got unlimited PTO at work, but businessly, I never got more than 3 days approved.
businessly by Jerkison May 2, 2021

Misery Businessed 

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them
Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

businessboyss 

A super cool mutual that makes good takes
Person A: have you seen Businessboyss new TikTok?
Person B: yes and it was 100% true, factual and amazing!
businessboyss by gummy0.0 August 29, 2021

businessboy 

A term relating to an economically successful femboy.

also used to refer to when a femboy plays the accountant role in a porno instead of a female.
jeez, the homie Ryan just splurged on like the third pair of fishnets this week holy shit, w/ his new job I'm pretty sure he's edging into businessboy territory

god, why are there so many yuppie twinks in office jobs? honest to god, like if you had actual accountants play accountants in like bangbros DUDE you just KNOW there would be so many businessboys
businessboy by muffindoh September 3, 2021