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Black Business 

Ryan (Black) : I want to make a business.
Steven (White) : Nah that's dumb...
Ryan : WAIT YOU DON'T SUPPORT BLACK BUSINESS!

The Blackberry business school

A style of business management which applies to people who rely solely on a SmartPhone as their source of email content and management information.

The practice seems to have originated from the Blackberry users who may now use other devices but say they are not as good as their Blackberry.

It involves reading the subject of the email plus optionally the first line, but then coming to a conclusion and maybe an important decision based on that, and not taking the time to read and understand the entire content of the email.
Dude, don't forget he went to the Blackberry business school, you are going to have to shorten it!!

back in business 

Was off your game for a minute... But you back and ready to fuck shit up.
You're walking like a badass
Slip on a banana peel
It's embarrassing
But you get up and wipe off your face
Continue your strut
You back in business.
back in business by 456778 November 19, 2014

Business in front, party in the back 

Yet another term for the mullet, accurately describing its dual nature as part ladder climbing bank employee crossed with bad hair band musician, with the end result pretty much putting it in body shop worker territory.
"Dude! check out that grub's hair! Business in front, party in the back!!"

business up front party in the back 

He tore off his Caterpillar hat, showing even more of his mullet hairstyle and cried "Yeah lady! It's business up front party in the back!"

Business in the front, party in the back 

You see that mullet? That's a business in the front, party in the back style!