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Business Misleader

A Chipmunk like individual fed with a silver spoon as a baby, who at school intimidated those he considered less fortunate than himself and went on to be educated at university specialising in learning vocabulary to an unnecessarily high standard.

In order to impress, he mastered an uncanny ability for repeatedly dropping words into every conversation, words that only he understands. On occasions, these words will be duplicated to a point where nobody has the faintest idea what he is talking about.

He is easily impressed by empty responses to his regularly posted pompous drivel on various social media platforms which tend to be followed by equally delusional individuals.

Difficult financial situations within the company are created by the ill judged and ultimately fatal decisions he makes during the crusade to fuel his ego and gain recognition as a business leader for which he has absolutely no knowledge, let alone ability to achieve.

When faced with difficult situations which require confronting with determination and commitment, he has an unrivalled ability to speedily retreat and disappear without trace. Occasionally, he comes out under the cover of darkness to pillage and pilfer the product of his employees hard work.

His response to a position of financial adversity is not to seek a solution for his employees and their families but simply to abdicate his responsibility by handing his dummy to the Administrator
As the business misleader the company wont last long with me in charge
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
Word of the Day on May 16, 2026

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on May 15, 2026