Business Bro

Some dude who claims to run a business, and keeps using certain buzzwords like "Cash Flow" and "Going big / Take it to the next level" constantly but in reality is learning by the seat of his pants and really has no idea what he is doing. Big dreamer, but lacks direction and knowledge. Not necessarily a bad guy, but that one Youtube video he watched about running a successful business is running through his head on nonstop repeat everyday and he acts like he's going to be a millionaire in the next 9 months.

Business Bro: Once I achieve optimal synergy with positive cash flow energy I'll blow up and go big so I can take it to the next level! Let's do this!

Business Bro by ApplesPotatoGardner February 3, 2023

business bro

A variation on the "bro" culture (see "bro" or "dudebro"), this bro is wealthy, works at a place like a bank, drives an expensive car and lives in places like Orange County, CA. Despite this, his natural bro tendencies are still strong and he flaunts his success like a trophy, and tries to create an air of importance around himself. The corporate ladder has replaced workout gains for this bro, though he might still obsess over that, as well. They like talking about "achieving success" as if though they are talking about a workout routine. They also obsess over expensive electronics like phones and smart watches. These bros come in all races, but traits are commonly found in Middle Easterns, whites and American Asians.

Mark Cuban is a business bro

business bro by superurbanman December 20, 2015

Business Brown 

When you work hourly and take a shit without clocking out.

Yo, I heard that Gavin got fired for his daily Business Browns.

Business Brown by TheLAMSauce November 30, 2020

businessboyss 

A super cool mutual that makes good takes

Person A: have you seen Businessboyss new TikTok?
Person B: yes and it was 100% true, factual and amazing!

businessboyss by gummy0.0 August 29, 2021

businessboy 

A term relating to an economically successful femboy.

also used to refer to when a femboy plays the accountant role in a porno instead of a female.

jeez, the homie Ryan just splurged on like the third pair of fishnets this week holy shit, w/ his new job I'm pretty sure he's edging into businessboy territory

god, why are there so many yuppie twinks in office jobs? honest to god, like if you had actual accountants play accountants in like bangbros DUDE you just KNOW there would be so many businessboys

businessboy by muffindoh September 3, 2021

Businessboy 

A young person businessman

I am 16 and I am a businessboy

Businessboy by Allen Pandu July 1, 2024