Business Analyst

Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email

Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.

Business Analyst by anonymous September 14, 2020

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associate business analyst

person who is awesome at everything but being too humble keep his designation low profile "associate"

Thomas likes being Dan Bilzerian ,he can never be a good associate business analyst.. such a carefree lad.

associate business analyst by pseudoBA May 24, 2018

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business operations analyst

Someone who seems to know a lot of things about the business. He makes you go "oh" and "ah". Someone who can tell you why.
He's the king of knowledge.
He can also be an ass, because he knows everything. He has a right to be an ass.

The business operations analyst is having an affair with a former colleague who is engaged. He thinks no one knows. But everyone does, honey. Everyone does.

business operations analyst by yellow chair February 17, 2015

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Business Analytics

The baby of econometrics and the business world. A new and rapidly growing study that focuses on helping businesses make the right decisions based on big data, and using tools like mathematics, statistics, probability theory and machine learning. Basically econometrics, but less theoretical and slightly more practical.

Oh yeah btw, studying business analytics at college/university is immensely correlated with being attractive as fuck. (See example dialogue)

Some girl: Who’s that guy walking around campus and why is he so damn hot?

Other girl: He probably studies business analytics, and he’s probably a super smart and caring gentleman.

Business Analytics by KianNL February 26, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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