Business Analyst

Noun. Person that forwards emails (for a quite high compensation) from the product owner to the software developer.
It can be easily automated / replaced by:
1. An Email Forwarder
2. Email alias to the developer's email

Well, Bruce, the Business Analyst sent me 3 feature requests from the product owner that are just the same. He might be very busy forwarding other emails.

Business Analyst by anonymous September 14, 2020

associate business analyst

person who is awesome at everything but being too humble keep his designation low profile "associate"

Thomas likes being Dan Bilzerian ,he can never be a good associate business analyst.. such a carefree lad.

associate business analyst by pseudoBA May 24, 2018

business operations analyst

Someone who seems to know a lot of things about the business. He makes you go "oh" and "ah". Someone who can tell you why.
He's the king of knowledge.
He can also be an ass, because he knows everything. He has a right to be an ass.

The business operations analyst is having an affair with a former colleague who is engaged. He thinks no one knows. But everyone does, honey. Everyone does.

business operations analyst by yellow chair February 17, 2015

Business Analytics 

The baby of econometrics and the business world. A new and rapidly growing study that focuses on helping businesses make the right decisions based on big data, and using tools like mathematics, statistics, probability theory and machine learning. Basically econometrics, but less theoretical and slightly more practical.

Oh yeah btw, studying business analytics at college/university is immensely correlated with being attractive as fuck. (See example dialogue)

Some girl: Who’s that guy walking around campus and why is he so damn hot?

Other girl: He probably studies business analytics, and he’s probably a super smart and caring gentleman.

Business Analytics by KianNL February 26, 2024