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Bushtucker Trial

When a woman has so much pubic hair, lice and other gross, disgusting things that the partner has to get through a "bushtucker trial" before engaging in Oral Sex.
Bob - "Did you lick out that girl last night?"
Steve - "Yeah, I had to go through a Bushtucker trial first!"
Bushtucker Trial by bullyboyz123 November 28, 2017
Related Words

Bushtucker 

Woman who attempts and fails to conceal masses of wirey muff hair resulting in spider's legs.
Look at the state of that bushtucker. Usually a lesbian sporting an array of tattoo's
Bushtucker by LeeGTiff September 1, 2006

Bush Turkey 

The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".
John: I took Sally to the forest yesterday and gave her a bush turkey.
Bush Turkey by Nick Hairdryer October 26, 2010

Bush Turkey 

A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.
George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.
Bush Turkey by bushturkey01 November 14, 2011