by Kellymcewan86 October 6, 2022
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He was portrayed in the musical 'Hamilton' as someone who did not support Women's rights, but who was actually very supporting of Women's rights, and homeschooled his Daughter, Theodosia Burr Jr, as he believed that she should have been able to learn everything men did back then.
Aaron Burr was actually Physically Abused by his uncle,Timothy Edwards, while under his care, and Had a sister, named Sarah, or 'Sally'.
He was portrayed in the musical 'Hamilton' as someone who did not support Women's rights, but who was actually very supporting of Women's rights, and homeschooled his Daughter, Theodosia Burr Jr, as he believed that she should have been able to learn everything men did back then.
Aaron Burr was actually Physically Abused by his uncle,Timothy Edwards, while under his care, and Had a sister, named Sarah, or 'Sally'.
by AlexTrashyBoi August 7, 2019
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Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.
Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.
“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.
See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.
Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.
Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.
“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.
See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.
John: Jane is perfect for me—she loves all the kinky shit I do to her—even cumming on her face!
Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.
John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.
Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.
John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.
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A burfle is simillar to a spoonerism but with a much wider scope for error.
A true burfle should provide some measure of amusement to listeners, and be unintentional on the part of the speaker.
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