The state of being literate in the language of bros. The knowledge of how to speak and write like a bro.
Bro: That person was NOT broliterate. How can you not know the word brology, its the most important word amongst bros!
Friend of the Bro: Well, I mean they were not a bro what did you expect?
Bro: Yah I guess your right bro.
noun. a burtonite is essentially a fan of Tim Burton, but in particular a fan that belongs to his most renowned fansite, the Tim Burton Collective, and their forums. According to their forums a burtonite is a particularly excellent being who has 50 posts or more to their names within these forums. Initially when a member joins they will be a junior burtonite until they reach the 50 postmark. Burtonites are especially splendid people, generally with an exquisite sense of taste and noted for their good manners and occassionally eccentricities too.
e.g. "That person is so splendid they could be a burtonite.",
"Burtonites rock the casbah.", or
" I wish I was a burtonite, then I'd be swanking it up to the max."
A mindless male, with no sense of individuality. Is a carbon copy of his peers and usually adopt the manequin pose of those in the windows of Burton. Can usually be found roving in large drunken crowds in town centres at night. Usually the types that get involved in fights.
Not to be confused with the chav species, they generally have enough cash to buy decent clothes, but unfortunately choose the worst shop.
"Ugh, I hate those boys, they are such Burtonites"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!