Burmish
Burmish by Mr-Tum-Tum October 19, 2019
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Richard Burnish
A Richard Burnish is when you and your friends gather in a circle and see who can fist each other the hardest. It is often described as a sexual act but can be done in places such as CMMA.
ROLAND: Hey Jake, how about we call Leroy over and the three of us do a Richard Burnish?
JAKE: That's a great idea Roland!
JAKE: That's a great idea Roland!
Richard Burnish by Richard_Burnish_Memes July 23, 2021
Related Words
Burmish • bumish • Bummish • Barmish • Bumishment • Burished • burkish • Burnish • Burnish Boy • Richard Burnish
Bummish
Noun - Bummish is the universal language spoken and understood only by the homeless. While the origins are unknown, Bummish is believed to have been influenced from Classical Greek and Latin and evolved due to elisions of the ablative forms of both these languages.
The man over there is speaking a similar language to Bummish, he is probably homeless.
Nick and Perry have studied Bummish so long they are able to freely converse with homeless people and not get attacked.
Nick and Perry have studied Bummish so long they are able to freely converse with homeless people and not get attacked.
Bummish by Louis Gilbert December 10, 2009
bummish
1. something that bums you out or annoys you
2. dressing like a hobo or bum (for either gender it usually refers to wearing just sweats and a tshirt and for girls it also means no makeup and wearing your hair in a messy ponytail)
2. dressing like a hobo or bum (for either gender it usually refers to wearing just sweats and a tshirt and for girls it also means no makeup and wearing your hair in a messy ponytail)
Bumish
John: Thomas has money for a lighter but he carries around the fireplace lighter instead. He's bumish.
Harry: Ha Ha Thomas is bumish
Harry: Ha Ha Thomas is bumish
Bumish by Disastrous Brant Napier January 2, 2014
turd burnishing
I spent four hours editing my latest Urban Dictionary entry - I'm such a turd burnisher.
Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.
Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.
Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.
Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.
turd burnishing by Bono Lex January 31, 2014
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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