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Richard Burnish

A Richard Burnish is when you and your friends gather in a circle and see who can fist each other the hardest. It is often described as a sexual act but can be done in places such as CMMA.
ROLAND: Hey Jake, how about we call Leroy over and the three of us do a Richard Burnish?
JAKE: That's a great idea Roland!
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Yo, you see that guy shitting himself. What a Barmish!
Barmish by loretta sigouin May 5, 2010
Noun - Bummish is the universal language spoken and understood only by the homeless. While the origins are unknown, Bummish is believed to have been influenced from Classical Greek and Latin and evolved due to elisions of the ablative forms of both these languages.
The man over there is speaking a similar language to Bummish, he is probably homeless.

Nick and Perry have studied Bummish so long they are able to freely converse with homeless people and not get attacked.
Bummish by Louis Gilbert December 10, 2009
1. something that bums you out or annoys you

2. dressing like a hobo or bum (for either gender it usually refers to wearing just sweats and a tshirt and for girls it also means no makeup and wearing your hair in a messy ponytail)
"Dude, it's bummish that you can't go to the party on Friday."

or

"I'm going to be looking bummish today because I was too lazy to find nicer clothes."
bummish by KP03 August 12, 2009
Lazy, half hearted, or bum-like
John: Thomas has money for a lighter but he carries around the fireplace lighter instead. He's bumish.

Harry: Ha Ha Thomas is bumish
Bumish by Disastrous Brant Napier January 2, 2014

turd burnishing 

Trying to polish or perfect something that doesn't benefit from, or is worthy of, such effort.
I spent four hours editing my latest Urban Dictionary entry - I'm such a turd burnisher.

Our boss spent the whole retreat going back and forth on our "Mission Statement" - we burnished that turd but good.

Give David the newsletter / social media project - he loves turd burnishing, and is damn good at it.
turd burnishing by Bono Lex January 31, 2014