Burgled

To place the tip of a penis just inside of an anus, prior to ejaculating. Then surprising your partner with a splash of semen.

Carrol was surprised yesterday evening, when I burgled her back door!

by Cosworth_26 February 8, 2018

Burgled

While using a public restroom/toilet stall, someone trys to or succeds in opening the stall door, robbing you of the serenity needed to drop a deuce (doo doo).

Dude, I went over to the hotel lobby to use the clean toilets, and with 4 out of 5 stalls open, I still got burgled!

by TRUKEIC May 18, 2010

Burgle

To steal or rob of; usually in a burglary.

Oh no! That thief burgled my purse!

by ac262 February 12, 2013

burgled

To have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.

"Man she really burgled my balls last night, I don't know how anyone could do that better than her".

by nater6069 November 20, 2011

burgle

collective noun for a grouping of bigfoots, as in a pride of lions, a crash of rhinos, or a float of crocodiles

We'd just set up our campsite when a burgle of bigfoots came crashing through the trees.

by littlefoots April 30, 2010

burgled

To be robbed, thieved, or otherwise stolen from.

It is derived from the Hamburglar, the one who burgles burgers.

I left my apartment unlocked and it got burgled!

Robin Hood burgles the rich and gives to the poor.

by Burgled November 1, 2009

burgle

To Loot or steal items from a home or other private place. Used most commonly in britan to define robbery.

Last night all of my belongings were burgled.

by Dj_Squizzum August 19, 2003