Bunny's Syndrome
When a person insists on doing terrible on any type of test or interview, only to procede to ace it.
Bunny's Syndrome by Toadjk December 9, 2016
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Bunny Syndrome
Bunny Syndrome is a very serious disease!
It turns humans into mutes! And mutes into completely isolated social retards.
Symptoms include:
- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently
- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words
- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.
- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.
- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECoMING"
- Making a handle titled "Bunny Meatball"
There are many other symtoms to this mind eating disease that are so subtle, not even the most tricked out mind doctor can detect their housing.
If you show signs of this killer, go straight for your local drug dealer or liquor store, and diposit as many barbs, liquors, or intoxicants into your body as humanly possible. Then write, "GO SEE CAMILLE" (in case you forget)on your hand(s) and start a journey to go see the damn girl that you obviously can't soberly communicate with!!!
It turns humans into mutes! And mutes into completely isolated social retards.
Symptoms include:
- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently
- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words
- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.
- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.
- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECoMING"
- Making a handle titled "Bunny Meatball"
There are many other symtoms to this mind eating disease that are so subtle, not even the most tricked out mind doctor can detect their housing.
If you show signs of this killer, go straight for your local drug dealer or liquor store, and diposit as many barbs, liquors, or intoxicants into your body as humanly possible. Then write, "GO SEE CAMILLE" (in case you forget)on your hand(s) and start a journey to go see the damn girl that you obviously can't soberly communicate with!!!
John: I need help. There's this girl I like but I don't know what to say whenever she sits next to me.
George: You, my friend, have the Bunny Syndrome. Now snap out of it and ask her out already.
George: You, my friend, have the Bunny Syndrome. Now snap out of it and ask her out already.
Bunny Syndrome by Ziveeman July 20, 2008
Al Bundy Syndrome
A syndrome in which someone constantly relives that one special moment that happened in high school....over and over again....a la Al Bundy.
Betty is always talking about how she wore a size 2 in high school, now her ass is as big as a house! That bitch has Al Bundy Syndrome.
Al Bundy Syndrome by shandahawk October 17, 2008
Ted Bundy Syndrome
A condition in which a ridiculously good-looking guy you're dating is initially charming then you realize not only is he a complete douchebag, but he most likely will bludgeon you to death with a Louisville Slugger while you sleep
You:"Quinn your new boyfriend is soooooo hot and gregarious"
Quinn: "I'm dumping him, he killed my kitten with a chainsaw I suspect he suffers from Ted Bundy Syndrome"
Quinn: "I'm dumping him, he killed my kitten with a chainsaw I suspect he suffers from Ted Bundy Syndrome"
Ted Bundy Syndrome by DeliaDL October 5, 2011
Buny syndrome
Grouped on having issues because they only think about buny and anything that will make them be havers.
Person 1: I got buny syndrome. All I think about are buny.
Person 2: We should just keep talking shit and thinking about buny.
Person 1: your right! Its not like its a bad thing. My siblings are good. My nieces and nephew will be good. I don't have to watch them suffer!
Person 2: yeah. And if they are. We are still going to do it. Because we like it. And we don't believe in karma. Whatever that is.
Person 2: We should just keep talking shit and thinking about buny.
Person 1: your right! Its not like its a bad thing. My siblings are good. My nieces and nephew will be good. I don't have to watch them suffer!
Person 2: yeah. And if they are. We are still going to do it. Because we like it. And we don't believe in karma. Whatever that is.
Buny syndrome by Thatswhatgettingcursedmean October 4, 2021
Al Bundy Syndrome
2) The effect on a guy after his wife has spent every last cent on what ever she wants leaving him to eat dog shit for weeks.
That guy has been eating dog shit for weeks, yep, it's the Al Bundy Syndrome but his wife has nice shoes!
Al Bundy Syndrome by bigbill1224 July 13, 2010