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Bumperdong

noun:
A car mounted plastic Phallus that compliments the balls of steel that dangle below.
Watch out for the Bumperdong, dont let it rear end you
by Mordertier July 20, 2009
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Bumpering

Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.
It was snowing outside so my friend and I went bumpering.
by sfcjking March 13, 2011
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Bumherding

The act of herding loitering bums from an area via drone or any other means of non-violent suggestion.
I was able to shew away a group of bums breaking into the store last night by bumherding them with a drone.
by Lance Hanover November 9, 2018
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bummerdog

a downer, could refer to a person or a a situation
don't be such a bummerdog, laurel, it'll grow back.

you saw your mother turning tricks on the ave? man, that's a bummerdog and a half!
by mix masta malicious mischief August 10, 2003
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Bumpering

The act of coming up close behind another driver whether one is in a hurry or just trying to be irritating.
That truck is bumpering me! They keep coming up right behind me too close and it makes me angry!
by Rikijon January 4, 2015
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bummerdog

that little bummerdog hit me up for change again!
by melancholy fool August 11, 2003
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bummerdog

A dog that is hormonally confused and is dependent on inserting its erect canine penis into the anus of another dog or human.
Luke was sexually inactive for many years until he bought a bummerdog from his local pet store and has proceeded in engaging the animal in its anal activities.
by Tonyman November 17, 2007
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