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bumnugget 

1)when you take a dump and it's impossible to get out. when it finally does, you sigh in sweet relief and step off the bog to admire your big brown baby. when you get a good look at it, you realize that it is much bigger than you thought and pat yourself on the back for getting it out the poop chute. you get an even CLOSER look, and see it is not merely one big shit, but rather TONS OF TINY SHITS IN A CLUSTER! FUCKIN AWESOME!!
2)what one calls one who has achieved a minor level of douchebaggery. a weak cuss word of sorts. can also be when you pop one out and it is HUGE, i.e. a nugget of brown gold.
bumnugget can be used from a whore who has achieved the ultimate level of douchebaggery by skanking around he who has dick, to old man who drives shitty toyota and doesn't move his car through the light until only he can get through. it is applicable anywhere.
bumnugget by bareki June 8, 2010
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BumNugget 

word used by Tai to describe people who are annoying.
OI U BUMNUGGET
BumNugget by Preante December 6, 2020
Aw man, this bignugget tastes like burning tires and barely bubbles!
bignugget by Some Other Dude! September 9, 2010
"hey man you got any bignugget?" Nah man that shit is WACK, I dont touch that stuff!
bignugget by dude!!!!!!!! March 24, 2009

Bumjugger 

A popular Mormon term (circa 1984) to describe the act of male homosexuality.
All Men that engage in homosexual acts will be condemned by the Mormon Church and forever be deemed a Bumjugger.
Bumjugger by Stalin OG June 21, 2005

masturbatorial buttnugget 

One who finds great pleasure in farting;releasing noxious fumes from their ass to the point where they either drop a buttnugget in their pants or on the floor
Keith: Oh man! You smell that?
John: Yeah, you need to go the bathroom!
Keith: No, I'm good for now. (keith farts again). Wow! That one felt good!
John: Dude! Go to the bathroom!
Keith: I think I'm done. (keith farts one more time). Oh wow! That one felt great!
John: Keith..one more time - go to the bathroom!
Keith: Oh man.. I just shit my drawers
John: You're such a masturbatorial buttnugget.
Keith: I'm going to the bathroom now.

buttnugget 

Small piece of fecal matter left lodged in anal opening when defacation does not exit in a generally whole piece. Usually requires tissue to dislodge or waiting of gravity to dislodge itself.
John has to wipe his ass several times because when he shitted, he was left with a buttnugget
buttnugget by Anonymous November 13, 2002
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