Bumflakes

IN A PUBLIC TOILET ON THE TOILET SEAT THE IS FLUFF AND DRIED SKIN AND ITS SO CRUSTY

DID YOU SEE THE CRUSTY BUMFLAKES IN THAT TOILET?

by TAKEGAMMONTOFISH June 21, 2019

bum flakes

a public place where there is some fluff or dry skin. Mainly on seats or toilets.

Did you see the crusty bum flakes on the seat

by Johnm22.11 June 21, 2019

frosted cumflakes

Dry sperm on the skin that flake off.

I should've wiped the jizz off myself right away, because now I'm peeling frosted cumflakes off my belly.

by Dr. Roz November 5, 2013

Bumflaps

When an arse is so emmense that the cheeks turn into flaps. Can be used as a negative term.

Description

Jeff: Damn that girls so huge shes got bumflaps!

Negative

Jim: you missed the strippers and free beer.
Pete: oh bumflaps.

by DazCorp February 28, 2005

bumflake

A word to say somebody, somthing or someone is EG:gay fagit shithead bolix etc.
Its basicly swearing at someone without acctaualy swearing,but its funny

But it can also be used with swearwords

Example1
dude:"Hey man"
dude:"Hey man"
dude:"Hey man"
dude2:"Shut up bumflake"
Example2
dude:"wanna go somewere?"
dude:"hey you wanna go somewere!"
dude:"Helllooooo?"
dude2:"Shut up you fucking bumflake, go kill yourself"

by geat October 5, 2007

Cumflakes

Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .

“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Cumflakes

When semen dries up on some skin, forming tiny white flakes that are similar looking to dandruff.

I've now got cumflakes on my skin because I didn't use a tissue or some toilet roll to clean up the cum.

by T-Rex_ August 17, 2016