bumcicle

A street person, or skell that becomes frozen during the winter.

Mr. V. is going to become a bumcicle if he doesn't get to the Open Door Mission tonight.

by AspiringdeitY June 5, 2005

Bumcicle

A homeless person or bum who rejects offers for shelter in arctic condition, freezes and becomes part of a snow bank, but doesn't die due to a combination of drugs & alcohol in his or her system, normally on the side of a road in an urban area.

JW: "Hey AJ, watch out for that bumcicle in the street up there!"

AJ: "Who cares, pass me another beer!"

by Jwco16 October 29, 2011

bumsicle

A bum who freezes to death on the street. Usually found in the morning frozen solid to his park bench.

"The only thing i hate about working in sanitation is having to chip the bumsicles off the dumpsters in the winter."

by Captain Cornhole January 29, 2004

Bum-cicle

The result of defecating in sub zero temperatures.

It was so cold when I took a dump outside the tent, that I had to snap off a Bum-cicle!

by Thesatanicmechanic April 9, 2007

bumsicle

A usually highly intoxicated urban outdoorsman A.K.A a bum that hangs out,passes out or is otherwise stuck in a snow bank that was obviously just too difficult to navigate.

Daddy, is that dirty man making snow angels?

Dad- no Son, that is just a "bumsicle".

by whitechocolatethunder February 14, 2012

bumsicle

A person who is so lathargic they never move and steadily gain mass as they develop into a large lazy lard ass

Ryan is such a bumsicle, he stays in bed all day, plays Pokemon on his DS and constantly orders delivery.

by i_catch_wreck July 26, 2010

Bumsicles

When the poo only comes half out and then gets stuck and cannot come out you are left with a bumsicle.

Eva: Man I had a major bumsicles last night!
Ciara: I get them everyday...
Niamh:...

by Niamh__ October 29, 2014