Bum sweats

A bum sweat is someone who is sad and has no life. They do something every day and have nothing better too do with their life. They should jump off a bridge

What a fucking bum sweat
They’re fucking bum sweats

by ForKieranForBants October 29, 2020

Bum sweats

Sweat created by the bum when you need to defecate. Usually results in a sweat mark on the undies.
Possibly a result of clenching the sphincter.

"You alright man? You look a bit tense"
"Oh man, I gotta take a dump, got the bum sweats real bad"

by Ben Johns April 17, 2010

bumsweat

The sweat that accumulates in your arse when you sit in front of the computer all day that makes your computer chair smell like crap!

"Next time, try to wipe your bum a little better after you take a dump! Your chair smells like shit!"

by bosefan March 11, 2005

Bumsweat

The kid commonly known as ‘the sweat’

-sucks up to every fucking teacher in school
-the only friend they have is the librarian
-hands in completed homework 5 mins after they’ve been given it
-usually has a weird name like Brian, Bernade, Kyle, Shelia, Mary, Elise
-nobody in the class likes them
-shit at sport
-cries whenever they get 1 wrong mark in a test

Kermit: “ffs what’s Brian doing now ?!”
Brian *asking geography teacher for extra homework*
Clarissa: “he’s doing what Brian does best- bumsweating off the teachers” *eyeroll*

by I am phat :D November 5, 2018

bumsweat

the terrible affliction that all males know comes along on hot days. it usually ends up with a stinky aroma coming from your crotch in the afternoon unless wiped thoroughly.

damm man, walking to work today and had the worst bumsweat going on, needed to go straight to work and wipe my arse! gonna stink later anat.

by anat October 22, 2003

bumsweat

A slick buttcrack.

What happens when you wear those damn basketball shorts that aren't cotton and they don't breath at all.

by stimpy October 16, 2003

bumsweatery

Harvey’s art

Harvey has bumsweatery perfect art

by Finley D December 27, 2019