left

The hand that never gets laid.

I'm ambidexterous, so I let lefty whack it for a change. He hardly ever gets laid.

by stimpy October 16, 2003

shoots

slang for sure or ok

person 1: Wanna c a pic?
person 2: shoots

by Stimpy March 01, 2005

kinfolk

People you get fed up with after about 5 minutes of conversation.

I was home for Christmas and it was such a relief when we left. I mean, I love em and all, but theres a reason I moved out...

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Eunich

Friggin OUCH!!!!!

The king said in order to guard the harem I had to become a eunuch - friggin OUCH!!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

pebis

The cheap way to say penis online without actually saying penis.

Did I just say penis? Oh my god that guys said penis!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Pepsi

What poor people snort.

"I couldn't find me any coke from my usual sources, so were gonna have to snort pepsi instead."

by stimpy October 16, 2003

Main Squeeze

For men, their own pebis.
For women, their favorite plastic toy.

Try to keep in mind this phrase means your MAIN squeeze, NOT the boyfriend/girlfriend you squeeze every once in a while!!

by stimpy October 16, 2003