Bum disease
"Dude, McDonalds didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wait till I got home and I had a bad case of bum disease"
Bum disease by KKK is Bae June 11, 2016
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Bum Disease
One butt-cheek with an abnormal size and shape. The cause is from petting Giraffe tongues. Another cause is eating pretzel and cherrios at the same time. Side affects of Bum Disease are excrutiating pain. Feeeling an overwhelming attractivness to Mr.Collins. There is only two ways to cure this unfathomable disease, you must look pictures of sexy nerds and Mr. Darcy. from Pride and Prejudice .
Bum Disease by Fredwardmoo February 4, 2009
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African bum disease
An urban myth that is said to have begun in south-east Queensland primary schools. Where by declaring oneself a legend to a group of students, they would reply in return, "No, you are an African Bum Disease".
Marty loudly proclaimed to the masses watching his dominance on the netball court, "I am a legend". To which the girls replied, "No, you are an African bum disease".
African bum disease by Zechariah-Jebadiah May 16, 2015
Japanese Bum Disease
Entirely fictitious rectal complaint now sweeping the playgrounds of the UK's Primary Schools.
Will be known as Japanese Butt Disease in the USA.
Will be known as Japanese Butt Disease in the USA.
Japanese Bum Disease by Scally0 January 14, 2013
North Korean Bum Disease
This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.
North Korean Bum Disease by BumDisease101 May 22, 2018
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