Bum Money

The financial gifts bestowed upon one who is willing to offer their gentleman friend / lover / spouse (or someone else’s spouse) the regular joy of carnal delight a la derrière.

Sarah’s credit card bill was due on Monday. Fortunately, the filthy weekend she had planned with Gavin would assure sufficient Bum Money would be sent her way to cover it.

Bum Money by Annie Myrtle April 4, 2019

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Money Bum

when a person makes the most out of his surroundings by using whatever he can to improve his comfort or situation in a bum like "situation" -- Mike

I was freezing cold in our hideout and was able to use my coat to keep me warm while sleeping on the floor. I was straight money bum.

Money Bum by Money Bum January 2, 2010

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Related Words

Bum Money • Money Bum • no money bum • Bum • Bum-Rush • bum fluff • bum chum • bum hole • bum bum • bum juice

no money bum

A "No Money Bum" is someone who causes negative effects to what you are doing and has no money.

Devin is a "No Money Bum" because he sold me record in 2k and fortnite.

no money bum by Uninstall October 20, 2019

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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